I ain't no math or geography whiz, but I do know that when a football practice that is one mile away on managable terrain gets over at 6 PM, it should not take, by any stretch of the imagination or defect in mode of transportation, 2 HOURS to get home.
That said, Mr. Coach and I have differing theories on this topic. He says he stays after to solve problems and do generally vague "coaching" things. I say he is dawdling around, relishing the "alone" time (that we would all love to have but for which we seldom find time) before coming home.
Our conversations usually go a little like this. They sound a little like a movie I saw once....
Sweet Judas on a stick. I love you. Bahahahahaha!
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