The 12 Days of Football Wifery

I think all kinds of holiday cheer should be shared.  Therefore, I give to you a new rendition of a classic yuletide tune.  I'll let y'all know when it is available on iTunes for download.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 Fumblers Fumbling,

11 Players Griping,

10 Piles of Laundry, Heaping,

9 Half-naked Dance Teams,

8 Injuries a-milking,

7 Coach's shorts-a-slimming,

6 Parts of my hair graying,

5 Supposiphone Rings!!  (Damn that thing...)

4 Calling Parents,

3 Stenches of young men,

2 WINS I LOVED!!

And some parts to a tackling dummy.

Merry Festivus to all, and my pants are too tight!