Question: How many plays do we run?
Football Coach Rain Man: 145. Yeah. 145.
Q: How many plays do we run correctly?
FCRM: 2. Yeah. 2. 2. 2. 2 plays. 2.
Q: What's your projection for wins this season, then?
FCRM: STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, BABY!
Q: Um, OK, then. How many players on the team this year?
FCRM: 55. 55 Players. Yeah. 55. 55.
Q: How many of them are talented enough to walk and chew gum at the same time?
FCRM: 2. 2. Players. 2 Players. Players. 2. Yeah. 2.
Q: So, again, how do you think the season will go?
FCRM: STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, BABY!!!