I mean THESE:
Really? Yes, Really.
Is one snap enough? Nope. There are two.
Is a one-inch waistband enough? Nope. Make it 3 inches. (Holds in 48" waist.)
Is it loose for comfort? Naw. Tight is Better!
That BIKE company is so coach-savvy! What a pioneer in the field of Coaching Garmenteering.
Other companies try:
But true awesomeness is often attempted but never acheived. Perhaps these BIKE coaches shorts are actually a way to defeat opponents.....
As Po from Kung Fu Panda says:
"It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!"
Oh. My. God. He even LOOKS like a football coach!
Are those BIKE shorts?